The White Van of Comedy

The White Van of Comedy is a Discord server created by Jonkernet on 6/09/2021 to combat Whore Banning them from Involuntary Abstinence.

The Ban
Whore had Ghosted Jonkernet for about a month for reasons he kept under lock and key. Until eventually, Jonkernet created a joke-poll on the server. The poll was titled "Should I be banned from the server?" Jokingly, more people voted yes than no, which gave whore the perfect excuse to ban them from the server entirely.

Conception
Jonkernet then said "Yeah, well...I'm gonna go build my own Discord Server! With blackjack and hookers!" they didn't do the blackjack or hookers (mostly because they couldn't find either) and ended up with a server with 2 inhabitants, them and The Rat King

Construction
The Rat King created the first channels on that Wednesday afternoon while Jonkernet was taking a shower. It was also his idea to replace the "General" voice chat with "Lounge". Several other Modifications were added such as a role bot, as well as gaming events and movie nights.

Members from Involuntary Abstinence
The first dozen or so members were members still a part of the Involuntary Abstinence server, but still decided to join The Van as well. Many of these members were friends of Whore or Rat King.

Spooky's Arrival
After a heated game of Jackbox on a seperate server, Jonkernet got a text from Spooky a self described goth chick who likes cute shit. Jonkernet Invited her to The Van, and in return Jonkernet joined Spooky's server, The Spooky Cult. Her arrival marked the first person not coming from Involuntary Abstinence, and was a big step in the right direction.

Members from Spooky's Server
When Jonkernet was invited to Spooky's server, they met several friends who later joined The Van. Those Individuals being


 * Frank Grimes
 * Jaiden
 * Goggles
 * Dave
 * British
 * Some others

General
The area where most on the server speak

Alt-General
An optional 2nd text channel for people that want to feel special (rarely used)

Rules
For the rules on the server, most of which were taken from Involuntary Abstinence (Admin Only)

Announcements
For Announcements and when Jhonen has weird dreams (Admin Only)

The Jizz Napkin
A similar concept to Involuntary Abstinence's channel, "The Cum Dump" where NSFW and spam are. (rarely used) (NSFW)

Vomiting on paper
This channel is for art and art accesories. (used by mostly Spooky)

Out of Context Quotes
For quotes that have been taken out of context (no shit)

Pets
For animal pictures (rarely used)

Bot Shit
The channel for using the various bots that populate the server

Roles and Shit
Where you get your pronouns, restaurant, and notification settings.

New Kidnapees
The log showing all new members that join the server.

Ayo the Mods Uploaded
This channels @s everyone whenever Jonkernet or The Rat King post to their YouTube channels.

Noelle Hate Group
For Hating Noelle, the worst Deltarune character god I hate her so fucking much what a bitch

Olm Posting
Channel about Olms, a weird ass underwater creature similar to the axolotl.

Scrunkly Posting
The worst channel on the server.

VC for cowards
The only text channel residing in the voice channel area, as it is for people who want to use the vc, put are too much of a bitch to actually speak.

Lounge
Where most vc conversations happen. Often abbreviated to "l" when asking to join

Alt-Lounge
Optional vc for people who want to feel special.

Gaming
It's for videogames, dipshit.

Therapy
This vc was a stolen idea from IA. the concept was that it would be a place for serious conversations to occur, but doing that in a public vc will never happen.

Private Chatroom
The only vc with a user limit, this is where most deep personnal conversations happen, as rare as they might be.

Movie Night
For when people watch movies which is literally never, as watching a movie through discord sucks ass

NITW
This secret channel is only available to members of the server who owns the beautiful game Night in the Woods.

dead chat lololol
The Inactive channel

Trivia

 * If you type "Brian" in any channel, a bot will Inform you that "That Name Is to Not be Said". This was a Joke made when M1lfSlayr7 was still on the side of Involuntary Abstinence.
 * The "Alt-General" channel was never used until almost 2 months after the server's creation.
 * When choosing pronouns, you can choose Canadian as an option
 * There used to be a "Suggestion" channel that was deleted after nobody used it