The Rat King

"Aww the scrunkly double tap now if you'd scrunkly the when" -The Rat King

Personality
The Rat King is a smart Individual with a heart as big as his hands. The literal only straight person besides Dave and Frank but they don't count as people. Sense of humour boils down to "haha arson lmao". Very cool guy.

Birth
Eden was born in a very damp rat cave with 7 brothers that were all named Wesley. They all died of Scabies except Wesley 4 who currently attends Harvard University.

Early Life
Eden led an overachieving early life graduating college in the 3rd grade. Unfortunately, he got severely bullied for being fucking 8 years old in a college class. He has a Phd in Thanatology and enjoyed long walks on the beach when he still had legs.

Depression
He got real sad lol. anyway moving on

Internet Obsession
For the good part of a year, eden spent most of his time repeating "Aww the scrunkly double tap now if you'd scrunkly the when." Scientists have yet to discover what the fuck that means. Also Garfield hentai. Lots and lots of Garfield Hentai. Just oodles of the stuff. Hoo mama you would not believe the amount of Garfield hentai.

Rise and Fall
He fell down the stairs one day while at Jonkernet's house the day he got out of rehab for the Garfield hentai mentioned earlier.

Betrayal
Wesley 6 revealed to eden he wasn't dead, and secretly envied him for his success, as he was blind and couldn't tell that eden wasn't Wesley 4. Wesley 6 quickly chopped Eden's Leggy Weggies right off.

Alcoholism
After Eden got his wheelchair, he got into his car, and pulled up, and hopped out at the afterparty, because he and all his friends yeah they love to get naughty. They sippin on that Henn, he knows they love that Bacardi. Then on the way back he got hit by a Ferrari.

Alcoholism Continued
Eden later got cured of his alcoholism and now he just kind of sits around and watches The Office.

Trivia

 * he secretly wants to become a tumblrer
 * He plays dnd
 * He plays the drums
 * He has 900+ hours on Vermintide 2
 * He makes music
 * He hates liars
 * He wishes to move to New Zealand
 * Aww the scrunkly double tap later if you'd scrunkly the when
 * One time he like uh pffff um uh he uh he he he uh uh well he uh pfff ssss uh uh uhm shit hold on wait uhm uh uhm uh ooh uh aw geez oh god aw man uh ohm he he uh he uh he uh sss oooo uhh pffff uh uh cosplayed as dream
 * One time he benchpressed a guy dressed as a lion