Jaiden The Rover

"TRUE" -Jaiden

Personality
Jaiden is cool. They like Ralsei from Deltarune. They describe Themself as "Enthusiastic". their Lungs are where Jonkernet keeps their bee collection.

Undertale Phase
Jaiden Unfortunately Contracted an Undertale Phase in Mid-2020 after Toby Fox coughed in their mouth on a bus. They have not yet recovered from this illness, and are set to die in about a year.

Being Unfunny
In Mid-2021, while playing a game of Jackbox with friends, they started feeling pains in their stomach. They went to the doctor the next day, and it turns out that they were unfunny. In fact, they are so not funny that they have been taking medication for it for it since September 2021, and recently got a support dog for their chronic unfunniness. Unfortunately, the dog couldn't handle how unfunny they were and immediately pissed on their bed out of spite.

Being Born
After they were born, pollution in the atmosphere rose by about 16%. However, they were born with very cool sunglasses that killed their mother with swag. B)

Trivia

 * They skipped school one day
 * One day they went to health class and Died
 * They are Ralsei from Deltarune
 * One time they ate their sleeve because a pretzel fell in it
 * They don't have a soul (Ginger)