Mirkat

"So True, Bestie" -Mirkat

Personality
I've come to make an announcement Mirkat's a bitch ass motherfucker he pissed on my fucking wife. that's right, he took his hedgehog fucking quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife and he said his dick was this big and I said that's disgusting so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter dot com, Mirkat, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except way smaller and guess what here's what my dong looks like BOOOOOOOOOM that's right baby tall points no quills no pillows look at that it looks like 2 balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what I'm gonna fuck the earth. that's right this is what you get my SUPER LASER PISS. except I'm not pissin on the earth, I'm gonna go higher, I'm pissing on the MOON. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA, I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT. You have 23 hours before the piss drrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrropllllllllllllllets hit the fucking earth. now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you, too.

The Crippling
Mirkat got his legs broken with a crowbar and is now crippled lol gg ez

Reddit
He got second hand reddit from Jonkernet

Being in a friday night funkin mod
imagine being in an fnf mod couldn't be me

Being Gay
* vine boom sound effect*

Trivia

 * He's gay
 * He hates gay people
 * He smokes crack
 * He plays the flute
 * He is a far right talk show host
 * He occasionally sunks
 * He doesn't believe in the colour turquoise